Weekend Summary

This weekend was full of "Ummm. . . ok" moments. Here they are in order:

1. "When it comes out in chunks I want you to save it for me so I can see it, because there's no way I'm going to trust your description. Show me the poop, as they say." (Who in the world has ever said that?)

2. "Wanna hear a joke? What do you get when you put water with cold?. . . Ice. Hahahahaha!"

3. "Duh. Of course an Indian could be a werewolf in real life. You know they have genetic links to all sorts of things. I've heard werewolfism really is one of them." (Said by a thirty-ish year old woman- not a naive, ridiculous, stereotyping child.)

4. "Unsportsman-like conduct. On the offense. Number 15. Trying to deceive. 15 yard penalty." (Why don't you just put on an Air Force jersey? It would be more subtle.)

5. "If I had been a pioneer, I would have just eaten the crickets rather than waiting for some dumb seagulls. They're not that bad. If you come over to my house, I'll find one for you and you can try it."

Pretty amazing, huh?